— Otis H. Keyes
Colorado, 01/29/15
01/07/15--Voices In My Head Unhinged! Earth's Rotation Slowing!?
11/05/14--Wait— What!? The Elections Happened Already!?
09/29/14--Voices In My Head Spooked! Trouble Not Brewing In the Republic!?
08/29/14--Killer Cop Goes Free! Republic Braces For Riots!
10/24/13--Heeled Republicans Insist They Get Democracy Now
10/05/13--Republicans To Fight Emancipation Proclamation Next
07/15/13--Pope Francis Changes Rules For Heaven and Hell: Muslim Paradise Gets Bump
01/05/13--Boulder Cop (Taxidermist) Shoots (Bags) Crazed Killer (Old and Feeble) Elk (Trophy)